Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: 50 Ways to Kill an Ensign From: email@example.com (Joel Polowin) Date: Sat, 10 Jul 93 4:30:02 EDT
Fifty Ways to Kill an Ensign
Lyrics: Joel Polowin. Music: Paul Simon's "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover"
The problem is something 'bout your clothes, she said to me
He takes a landing party down to find what's going on
She said it grieves me so to see you with such nerves
Just tell him, "I'm not stupid and I'm not expendable
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