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         (__)
         (oo)
  /-------\/
 / |     ||
*  ||----||
   ^^    ^^
         )__(
         (oo)
  *-------\/
 / |     ||
/  ||----||
   vv    vv
  vv    vv
  ||----||  *
  ||     | /
 /\-------/
(oo)
(~~)
USA CowNerd USA CowAustralian Cow
        (__)
        (00)
  /------\/
 /|     ||
* ||----||
  ^^    ^^
        (__)
        (-o)
  /------\/
 /|     ||
* ||----||
  ^^    ^^
        (__)
        (--) . . .
  /------\/
 /|     ||
* ||----||
  ^^    ^^
Cow w/ GlassesFlirtatious cow (winking)Cow after pulling an all-nighter
         O__O
         (oo)
  /-------\/
 / |     ||
*  ||----||
   ^^    ^^
         \_|_/
         (oo)
  /-------\/
 / |     ||
*  ||----||
   ^^    ^^
Cow at DisneylandCow visiting the Statue of Liberty
       \ (__)
       \\(oo)
  /-----\\\/
 / |    (##)
*  ||----||"
   ^^    ^^
         (__)
         (\/)
  /-------\/
 / |     ||
*  ||----||
   ~~    ~~
*        (__)
 \       (oo)
  \-------\/
 8-|     ||
   ||----||
   ^^    ^^
Scottish cow playing bagpipesCow from BeijingWind-up Flying Cow
*        (__)
 \       (oo)
  \-------\/
  /|      |\
 //||----||\\
 ^ ^^    ^^ ^
         (__)
         (oo)
  /-------\/
 / /      \
* //------\\
  ^        ^
         (__)
         (oo)
  /-------\/
 / \      /
*   \\--//
     ^  ^
         (__)
         (oo)
  /-------\/
 / \      \
*   \\----\\
     ^     ^
Cow walkingCow joggingCow runningCow braking
      (__)
      (oo)
       \/
   ____| \____
   ---/   --**
*____/    |___//
    //--------/
   //__
         (__)
         (oo)
  /-------\/
 / |       /
*  ||----||
   ^^    ^^
      *     (__)
      |     (oo)
o=o=o=|------\/
      |      |
      ||----||
      ^^    ^^
Cow marchingCow standingCow pooing
         (__)
         (oo)
  /-------\/
 / |     ||
*  ||----||
   ^^    ^^
 
     U
 /---V
* |--|
 
 
 
.
 
 
Cow at 1 meterCow at 100 metersCow at 10,000 meters
         (__)
         (oo)
  /-------\/-*
 / |     || \
*  ||----||  *
\/|(/)(/\/(,,/
         (__)
         (oo)
  /-------\/
 )*)(\/* /  *
\ |||/)|/()(
\)|(/\/|)(/\
           (__)
           (oo)
    /-------\/
   / |     ||
 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
        (__)
        (oo)
 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 
 
Cow munching on grassGrass munching on cowCow in waterCow in swimming-pool
         (__)
         (OO)
  /-------\/
 / |     ||
*  ||----||
   ^^    ^^
         (__)
         (@@)
  /-------\/
 / |     ||
*  ||----||
   ^^    ^^
         (__)
         (xx)
  /-------\/
 / |     ||
*  ||----||
   ^^    ^^
Cow who drank Jolt
 
Cow who ate psychedelic
mushrooms
Cow who used Jolt to wash
down psychedelic mushrooms

       )\               (__)
      /  \              (oo)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 
Cow swimming in shark infested water
     (  (    )
   ( (     )   )
   ( (         )
  (           / )
 ( ( \\       )
     ( |  // )
       |   |    (__)
       |   |    (oo)
       |   | ----\/
       |   |    ||
     **|   | ---||
    ``'---------^^
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
        (__)
  ______(oo)_____
 ( _)_______(__) )
   \ __________/

Cow HideCow Pie
                *
             **   **
         * **  * * *  **
        *   /  /   \ *  *
     \  \ /  \        / /
  *  /  / \  \  (__)  \ \
    /           (00)  / /
    \    /-------\/   \ \
    /   / |     ||    / /
  \ \  *  ||----||    \ \
 /  /     ^^    ^^    / /
 
 
 
 
 
               (__)
      /--------(00)
     / |      |(  )
    *  ||---- ||()
       ||     ||
       ^^     ^^
Cow in HeatCow Chewing Marbles
          (__)
          (oo)
  /--------\/
 * o|     ||
    ||----||
 ooo^^    ^^
           (__)
           (oo)
   /-oooooo-\/
  * ooooooooo
 ooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooo
*        (__) *      (__)
 \       (oo) |      (oo)
  \-------\/  \-------\/
o  o|     ||   /     ||
    ||----||>==/-----||
    ^^    ^^         ^^
Cow taking a shitCow in deep shitCow getting the shit
kicked out of her
         o  o
         |__|
         (oo)
  /-------\/
 / |     ||
*  ||----||
   ~~    ~~
         (__)
         (oo)
  /-------vv
 / |     ||
*  ||----||
   ~~    ~~
         (__)
        =(oo)=
  /-------\/
 / |     ||
*  ||----||
   ~~    ~~
 
          oo  
 
 
 
 
Bill Bixby
male relative cow
Bela Lugosi cowBoris Karloff cowClaude Rains cow
 
 
         (__)
         SooS
  /------S\/S
 / |     ||
*  ||----||
   ^^    ^^
                /\
               /  \
         (__)  \  /
         (oo)   \/
  /-------\/    /S
 / |     ||    /  S
*  ||----||___/    S
   ^^    ^^
            __
            ||
          (_||_)
           (oo)
    /-------\/
   / |     ||
  *  ||----||
     ^^    ^^
This cow belonged
to George Washington
Ben Franklin owned
this cow
Abe Lincoln's cow
*        (__)
 \       (oo)
  \-------\/
   | ==$ ||
   ||----||
   ^^    ^^
          (__)
          (oo)
    /------\/
   /|  |/  |
  / |  [) ||
 *  ||----||
    ^^    ^^
Old "One Arm" belonged
to Caesar's Palace
This cow was given to
Hugh Hefner for his Birthday
          (___)
          ( O )
   /-------\ /
  / |     ||V
 *  ||----||
    ^^    ^^
(__)      (__)
(oo)      (oo)
 \/--------\/
  |        |
  ||------||
  ^^      ^^
The cyclops that Jason and
the Argonauts met had this cow
This cow lived with
Dr. Doolittle
         (__)
         [##]
  /-------\/
 / |     ||
*  ||----||
   ^^    ^^
         (__)
         (@o)
  /-------\/
 / |     ||
*  ||----||
   ^^    ^^
 
 
  /-------  (__)
 / |     || (oo)
*  ||----|---\/
   ^^    ^
This cow belonged
to Liliann V.L.
This cow lived with
the Little Rascals
This cow belonged to
the Headless Horseman
               (__)
               (oo)
  /---+      +--\/
 / |  |      | ||
*  ||-+      +-||
   ^^          ^^
 
 
 
 
*          
 
David Copperfield's CowDavid Copperfield's other Cow
 
 
 
       (__)
       (oo)    o     /| /|/|_
      / \/    /    /      _ /
     /  _\===^   ___\_____/___
 ___|__/ |/\    (___________(_)
*        ^ ^
   (__)
   (oo)
  /'^^^-m
 / '' ` )
|      /|
|  |  | |
|_____|_|
 //|| ||
*  ww ww
Mrs. O'Leary's CowCow'nt Dracula
         (__)
         (\/)
  /-------\/
 / | 666 ||
*  ||----||
   ^^    ^^
         (__)
         ($$)
  /-------\/
 / |=====||
*  ||----||
   ^^    ^^
         (__)
         (**)
  /-------\/
 / |     ||
*  ||----||
   ^^    ^^
Satanic cowYuppie CowCow in love
         ____
        (____)

         (__)
         (oo)
  /-------\/
 / |     ||
*  ||----||
   ~~    ~~
 
 
 
        .xxxx.
        '(oo)`
  /-----'-\/ `
 / |    |============>
*  ||----| (~)
   ~~    ~
holy cowMoo-ammar Cowdafi
(armed and dangerous)
 
 
         (___)
         (o o)
  /-------\ /
 / |     ||O
*  ||,---||
   ^^    ^^
 
 
          (___)
          (o o)
   /-------\ /
  / |  O~ ||O
 *  ||,---||
    ^^    ^^
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
          
  (---)
  (   )
 /-----\
 |     |
 |  |  |
 |  |  |
 |  *  |
 ^^   ^^
A BullA-bomb-in-a-bullNo-bullCoward
         (__)
         (oo)
  /-------\/
 / |     ||
*  ||----||
   OO    OO
         \__\
     o   (oo)
  ____\___\/
 / |     ||
*  ||----||
   OO    OO
        (__)
        (oo)
*+-------\/
||______||
  ||----||
  OO    OO
Detroit cowMustang cowpickup cow
                 (__)
                 (oo)
  /---------------\/
 / |             ||
*  ||------------||
   OO            OO
         (__)
         (oo)
     /----\/
    /    ||
 *-||----||
   OO    OO
           \_||_~
           (*||*)
    /-------\||/
   / |     ||
  *  ||----||
     OO    }{
li-moo-cowfastback cowteenager's cow
              (____)
              (oo  )
   /-----------\  /
  / ||       |  \/
 /  ||       ||||
*   ||||-----||||
    /\/\     /\/\
       (____)
       (o  o)
 /-----\    /----
/ |   |  \/   |
\ |  |      | | |
 *| | |-----| | |
  /\ /\     /\ /\
              (____)
              (  OO)
   /-----------\  /
  / ||       |  \/
 /  ||       ||||
*   ||||-----||||
    ^^^^     ^^^^
This cow belonged
to Pablo Picasso
 
This was Salvatore
Dali's favorite cow
 
No one was sure whether
M.C. Escher's cow had
four legs or eight
                        (__)
                ^^      (oo)
            ^^^^ /-------\/
         ^^^^^  / |     ||
       ^^^^^   *  ||----||
    ^^^^^^^^  ====^^====^^====
^^^^^^^^^^^^^/
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
   (__)
   (--)
  /-\/-\
 /|    |\
^ |    | ^
  |    |
  /----\
 /    \ \
^      * ^
Cow surfing at Malibu
 
Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale
(What a bod, huh guys?)
*
 \
  \
  |\
\ | \ (__)
\\|| \(oo)
 \||\ \\/
  ^^ \||
   \\ ||
    \\||
     \||
      ^^
       \\_
        \_

 
 
 
 
         (__)
         (DD)
  /-------\/
 / |     ||_\_/
*  ||----|
   ^^    ^
 
 
 
 
 
Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen
 
Cow chugging brews and staring at
sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale
 
 
( @@@ )
 ( @@ )            (------------)
    @@  (__)       (  *>COUGH<* )
     @@ (oo) . . . (  *>COUGH<* )
  /--UU--\/        (____________)
 / |    ||
*  ||---||
   ^^   ^^
 / / / / / / / / / / /
/ / / / / / / / / / / /
/ / / / / _______   / /
/ / /    /   |   \  / /
/ / /    (__)|      / /
/ / /    (oo)|      / /
  /-------\/ |
 / |     ||^_|
*  ||----|
   ^^    ^
(New) Jersey CowCow sheltering from English Weather
         (__)
         (oo)
  /-------\/
 / | 007 ||
*  ||----||
   ^^    ^^
 _--------_
|__________|   BIG
 XXXXXXXXXX    MAC
 __________
|_        _|
  --------
Cow licenced to killEnemy Cow after having met previous cow
                x
            xxxx|xxxx
         xxxxxxx|xxxxxxx
                |
               //
         (__) //
         (oo)//
  /-------\//
 / |     |//
*  ||----|
   ^^    ^^
 
 
 
 
 
 
          (__(__)
          (oo(oo)
   /-------\/ \/-------\
  / |     ||   ||     | \
 *  ||----||   ||----||  *
    ^^    ^^   ^^    ^^
Mary Poppins CowSiamese cows
 
 
 
 
             (__)
             (oo)
    /---------\/
   / | x=a(b)||
  *  ||------||
     ^^      ^^
        o        o
         \      /
          \    /
           \__/
    _______(oo)
   /|  ___  \/
  / | {   }||
 *  ||{___}||
    ||-----||
    ^^     ^^
         (__)    ^
         (oo)   /
     _____\/___/
    /  /\ / /
   ^  /  * /
     / ___/
*----/\
    /  \
   /   /
  ^    ^
Mathematical Cow
(developer of cow-culus)
 
Television Cow
(Cow-thode Ray Tube)
 
This cow does Disco
(That's what comes of
snorting cow-caine)
  .            /\         .       .
        .     /  \      .          .
             /    \   .        .    *
            /      \                 *
            | (__) |   .    .       **
     .     /| (oo) |\               **
          / | /\/\ | \   .     .    *
      .  /  |=|==|=|  \     .      *
     . /    | |  | |    \  .
      / USA | ^||^ |NASA \     .
     |______|  ^^  |______|       .
    .       (__||__)     .   .
       .    /_\  /_\  .     .    .
            !!!  !!!
The cow that jumped over the moon
        o
        | [---]
        |   |
        |   |                              |------========|
   /----|---|\                             | **** |=======|
  /___/___\___\                         o  | **** |=======|
  |            |                     ___|  |==============|
  |           |                ___  {(__)} |==============|
  \-----------/             [](   )={(oo)} |==============|
   \  \   /  /             /---===--{ \/ } |
-----------------         / | NASA  |====  |
|               |        *  ||------||-----^
-----------------           ||      |      |
  /    /  \   \             ^^      ^      |
 /     ----    \
  ^^         ^^
This cow landed on the moon
    (__)
   ([][])            "I have this recurring dream
   __\/_--U              about golden arches."..  (__)
  /\    \__                                 ^  :..("")
 /\\\  /  /                         //\  ____\_____\/ //
/----^/__/\ /\                     // \\/     \___ / //
    \\\____/--\--                 // /-/__________/ //
     /======   \/            =======/==============//
  *_/ /    \   /^              //  /              \\
     /      \ ^               //                   \\
Psycowlogist and patient
 
          \^^^^^^^^\   (__)
           \^^^^^^^^\\ (oo)
        *-----\_______\/\/
      ^_______/   ---  \______^
     ^--------\   \S/  /\_____^
               \______/
 
 
 
 
 
   (___)
   (o o)
    \ /
  \--O--/
 // -----\
 \\/_^{} /==V===[]
   \_____\\//
    \__/
    //\\
   //  \\
  //   //
 ^^    ^^
It's a bird...
It's a plane...
The Boss
(Bruce Holstein)
 _____________________________
 |             |-------------|
 |             |   ________  |
 |   COWNTY    |  | (|__|) | |
 |    JAIL     |  |  |oo|  | |
 |             |  |__|\/|__| |
 |             | o           |
 |             | ^           |
 |             | ]           |
 |             |             |
 |_____________|_____________|
 ==================
 H                H
 H     (__)       H
 H     (oo)       H       __
 H    / \/ \      H     /    \
 H   | |  | |     H    | STOP |
 H   D===b=-----  H     \ __ /
 H^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^H       ||
 H                H       ||
 H                H       ||
 H                H       ||
 H                H       ||
 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^     ^^^^^^^
Some cows get in trouble...Cattle Guard
                   \  |  /         ___________
    ____________  \ \_# /         |  ___      |       _________
   |            |  \  #/          | |   |     |      | = = = = |
   | |   |   |  |   \\#           | |`v'|     |      |         |
   |            |    \#  //       |  --- ___  |      | |  || | |
   | |   |   |  |     #_//        |     |   | |      |         |
   |            |  \\ #_/_______  |     |   | |      | |  || | |
   | |   |   |  |   \\# /_____/ \ |      ---  |      |         |
   |            |    \# |+ ++|  | |  |^^^^^^| |      | |  || | |
   |            |    \# |+ ++|  | |  |^^^^^^| |      | |  || | |
^^^|    (^^^^^) |^^^^^#^| H  |_ |^|  | |||| | |^^^^^^|         |
   |    ( ||| ) |     # ^^^^^^    |  | |||| | |      | ||||||| |
   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^________/  /_____ |  | |||| | |      | ||||||| |
        `v'-                      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^      | ||||||| |
         || |`.      (__)    (__)                          ( )
                     (oo)    (oo)                       /---V
              /-------\/      \/ --------\             * |  |
             / |     ||        ||_______| \
            *  ||W---||        ||      ||  *
               ^^    ^^        ^^      ^^
"Cow Town"
       ...---...
    ../  / | \  \..
  ./ /  /  |  \  \ \.
 /  /   /  |  \   \  \
/  /   /   |   \   \  \
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
\          |          /
 \         |         /
  \        |        /
   \       |       /
    \      |      /
     \     |     /
      \    |    /
       \   |   /
        \  |  /
         \ | /(__)
          \|/ (oo)
       /---++--\/
      / |  || ||
     *  ||-++-||
        ^^    ^^
Cow surviving attack by Red Baron
                       (__)
                       (oo)
                /-------\/
               / |     ||
              *  ||----||
                 ^^    ^^
                (__)  (__)
                (oo)  (oo)
         /-------\/    \/-------\
        / |     || -^^- ||     | \
       *  ||----   -^^-       ||  *
          ^^                  ^^
         (__)                (__)
         (oo)                (oo)
  /-------\/                  \/-------\
 / |     ||                    ||     | \
*  ||----||                    ||----||  *
   ^^    ^^                    ^^    ^^
Barnum's Troupe of performing cows
 ____             ____                                |+++++|
|++++|    ___    |++++|                       ____    |+++++|
|++++|   |++ ______________________          |++++|   |+++++|
|++++|   |++/      /( )\           \         |++++|   |+++++|   __
|    |   |+|      |-oo- |           \______  |++++|   |+++++|  |++|
- - -(__)--|       \__\/           _(__)_  \
 o   ( oo /_______________________| (oo)  \ |        __
 |  _/\_| |  M O O - B U S T E R S|__\/\ /| |       /oo| - Bleaurgh!
 |-|  \\____                         ------  )_    /|  /\
  -|_  \_|-_|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 0     _|  *  \/  *
     \  |  __________________________________/
     |  W|  \ \_/ /----------------- \ \_/ /
     / /\ \  \___/                    \___/
    / /  \ \
    ^^^   ^^^
Who you gonna call...?

 


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