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Country Music Song Titles

  1. "Do You Love As Good As You Look"

  2. "Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor On the Bedpost Overnight?"

  3. "Don't Cry On My Shoulders Cause You're Rustin' My Spurs"

  4. "Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goal Posts Of Life"

  5. "Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed"

  6. "Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye"

  7. "Guess My Eyes Were Bigger Than My Heart"

  8. "Heaven's Just A Sin Away"

  9. "Her Body Couldn't Keep You Off My Mind"

  10. "Her Cheatin' Heart Made A Drunken Fool Out Of Me"

  11. "Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure"

  12. "Here's a Quarter Call Someone Who Cares"

  13. "How Can A Whiskey That's 6 Years Old Whup A Man That's 33?"

  14. "How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?"

  15. "How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life"

  16. "I Been Roped and Throwed by Jesus in the Holy Ghost Corral"

  17. "I Can't Fly My Kite No More Cause My Wife Won't Give Me Any Tail"

  18. "I Can't Get Over You Till You Get Out From Underneath Him"

  19. "I Can't Love Your Body if Your Heart's Not In It"

  20. "I Changed Her Oil And She Changed My Life"

  21. "I Don't Know Whether to Kill Myself or Go Bowling"

  22. "I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me"

  23. "I Got Home At 2 With A 10 And Woke Up At 10 With A 2"

  24. "I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except Mine"

  25. "I Just Bought A Car From The Guy That Stole My Girl But It Didn't Run So I Figured We're Even"

  26. "I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You"

  27. "I Knew I'd Hit Rock Bottom When I Woke Up On Top Of You"

  28. "I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well"

  29. "I May Be Used (But Baby I Ain't Used Up)"

  30. "I Meant Every Word That He Said"

  31. "I Still MIss You Baby, But My Aim Is Gettin' Better"

  32. "I Wanna Whip Your Cow"

  33. "I Wish I Were In Dixie Tonight, But She's Out Of Town"

  34. "I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck"

  35. "I Wouldn't Take You To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid You'd Win"

  36. "I'd Rather Have a Bottle in Front of Me than a Frontal Lobotomy"

  37. "If Drinkin' Don't Kill Me Her Memory Will"

  38. "If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin Wonder Whose I'd Find On You"

  39. "If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life Then Number 2 On You"

  40. "If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To I'd Be Out Of Jail By Now"

  41. "If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against Me"

  42. "If It's Got To Be Later How 'Bout Later Tonight"

  43. "If Love Were Oil I'd Be About A Quart Low"

  44. "If My Nose Were Full of Nickels I'd Blow It All On You"

  45. "If She Puts Lipstick On My Dipstick I'd Probably Fall In Love"

  46. "If The Jukebox Took Teardrops I'd Cry All Night Long"

  47. "If The Phone Don't Ring, Baby It's Me"

  48. "If Whiskey Were A Woman I'd Be Married For Sure"

  49. "If You Can't Feel It (It Ain't There)"

  50. "If You Don't Leave Me Alone I'll Find Someone Who Will"

  51. "If You Leave Me Can I Come, Too?"

  52. "I'll Get Over You As Soon As You Get Out From Under Him"

  53. "I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight"

  54. "I'm Gettin' Gray From Being Blue"

  55. "I'm Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate our Home"

  56. "I'm Havin' Daydreams About Night Things In The Middle Of The Afternoon"

  57. "I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield of Life"

  58. "I'm Not Married But The Wife Is"

  59. "I'm So Miserable Without You It's Almost Like Having You Here"

  60. "I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised"

  61. "It Ain't Love But It Ain't Bad"

  62. "It Don't Feel Like Sinnin' To Me"

  63. "It Takes Me All Night Long To Do What I Used To Do All Night Long"

  64. "I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart"

  65. "I've Got Four On The Floor And A Fifth Under The Seat"

  66. "I've Got Red Eyes From Your White Lies And I'm Blue All The Time"

  67. "I've Got Tears in My Ears From Lying on My Back in My Bed Cryin' Over You"

  68. "I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line"

  69. "Learning to Live Again is Killing Me"

  70. "Learning To Live Again Without You Is Killing Me"

  71. "Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)"

  72. "May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose"

  73. "My Every Day Silver Is Plastic"

  74. "My Head Hurts, My Feet Stick, And I Don't Love Baby Jesus"

  75. "My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field While Your Dear John Was Breakin' My Heart"

  76. "My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend"

  77. "Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But I Can See Right Through You"

  78. "Oh, Lord! It's Hard To Be Humble When You're Perfect In Every Way"

  79. "Out Of My Head And Back In My Bed"

  80. "Pardon Me I've Got Someone To Kill"

  81. "Please Bypass This Heart"

  82. "She Feels Like A New Man Tonight"

  83. "She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft"

  84. "She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger"

  85. "She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart"

  86. "She's Got Freckles On Her, But She's Pretty"

  87. "She's Out Doing What I'm Here Doing Without"

  88. "Should I Come Home Or Should I Go Crazy"

  89. "Swing Wide Your Gate of Love"

  90. "Tennis Must Be Your Racket 'Cause Love Means Nothin' To You"

  91. "Thank God and Greyhound She's Gone"

  92. "The Last Word In Lonesome Is 'me'"

  93. "There Ain't No Waste in My Baby's Love Canal"

  94. "They May Put me in Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breaking Out"

  95. "Touch Me With More Than Your Hands"

  96. "Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart"

  97. "What Made Milwaukee Famous (Has Made a Loser Out of Me)"

  98. "When the Phone Don't Ring, Baby, It's Me"

  99. "When We Get Back To the Farm (That's When We Really Go To Town)"

  100. "When You Leave Walk Out Backwards So I'll Think You're Walking In"

  101. "Who You Gonna Believe, Me Or Your Lyin Eyes"

  102. "You Can't Deal Me All the Aces and Expect Me Not to Play"

  103. "You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too"

  104. "You Can't Roller Skate in a Buffalo Herd"

  105. "You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat"

  106. "You Hurt The Love Right Out Of Me"

  107. "You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life"

  108. "You're A Cross I Can't Bear"

  109. "You're Ruining my Bad Reputation"

  110. "You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly"

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