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I ate your Web page.
Forgive me. It was juicy
And tart on my tongue.
- unknown |
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A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
- David J. Liszewski |
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The Web site you seek
cannot be located,
but endless others exist
- Joy Rothke |
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Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
- Suzie Wagner |
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ABORTED effort:
Close all that you have.
You ask far too much.
- Mike Hagler |
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First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen
dies so beautifully.
- Simon Firth |
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With searching comes loss
and the presence of absence:
"My Novel" not found.
- Howard Korder |
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The Tao that is seen
is not the true Tao, until
you bring fresh toner.
- Bill Torcaso |
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Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
- Peter Rothman |
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Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.
- David Ansel |
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A crash reduces
your expensive computer
to a simple stone.
- James Lopez |
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Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working
Windows is like that.
- Margaret Segall |
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Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
- David Dixon |
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You step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
- Cass Whittington |
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Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.
- Francis Heaney |
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Having been erased,
the document you're seeking
must now be retyped.
- Judy Birmingham |
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Rather than a beep
or a rude error message,
these words: "File not found."
- Len Dvorkin |
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Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
- Ian Hughes |
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Errors have occurred.
We won't tell you where or why.
Lazy programmers.
- Charlie Gibbs |
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Everything is gone;
Your life's work has been destroyed.
Squeeze trigger (yes/no)?
- David Carlson |
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Seeing my great fault
Through darkening blue windows
I begin again
- Chris Walsh |
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The code was willing,
It considered your request,
But the chips were weak.
- Barry L. Brumitt |
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Printer not ready.
Could be a fatal error.
Have a pen handy?
- Pat Davis |
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wind catches lily
scatt'ring petals to the wind:
segmentation fault
- Nick Sweeney |
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There is a chasm
of carbon and silicon
the software can't bridge
- Rahul Sonnad |
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To have no errors
Would be life without meaning
No struggle, no joy
- Brian M. Porter |
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No keyboard present
Hit F1 to continue
Zen engineering?
- Jim Griffith |
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I'm sorry, there's -- um --
insufficient -- what's-it-called?
The term eludes me ...
- Owen Mathews |
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Server's poor response
Not quick enough for browser.
Timed out, plum blossom.
- Rik Jespersen |
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Login incorrect.
Only perfect spellers may
enter this system.
- Jason Axley |
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This site has been moved.
We'd tell you where, but then we'd
have to delete you.
- Charles Matthews |
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Hal, open the file
Hal, open the damn file, Hal
open the, please Hal
- Jennifer Jo Lane |
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The ten thousand things
How long do any persist?
Netscape, too, has gone.
- Jason Willoughby |
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New hardware was found.
Please insert new driver disk.
Could have bought a MAC.
- unknown |
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control, alt, delete
digital hari-kiri
three-fingered salute
- Chuck Powell |
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many fingers clicking
screens are full of letters
what is their meaning?
- Hope Maxwell-Snydery |
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Mailer Daemon speaks:
Returned mail: User unknown
Unknown are we all
- unknown |
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Expression police!
An illegal expression
Has been committed.
- unknown |
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Infinity is
Attainable when users
Divide by zero
- unknown |
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Water spills downwards.
Electric stream cascades sparks.
Data flow ceases.
- Cheryl Walker |
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Spring will come again,
But it will not bring with it
Any of your files.
- Cheryl Walker |
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The action you took
Severed hope of connection
With the Internet.
- Cheryl Walker |
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Memory shaken,
The San Andreas of all
Invalid page faults.
- Cheryl Walker |
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Sorrow in my heart,
Bad sectors on your hard drive,
Dead leaves on the ground.
- Cheryl Walker |
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Path does not exist.
He who travels without bounds
Can't locate data.
- Cheryl Walker |
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The blue screen of death,
Fatal to OS; take the time
to gaze at blue sky.
- Cheryl Walker |
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The blue screen of death,
Fatal exception to your
Desire to surf.
- Cheryl Walker |
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Something has gone wrong.
Format your disk, because this
Error won't help you.
- Cheryl Walker |
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Technical support
Would be a flowing source of
Sweet commiseration.
- Cheryl Walker |
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Far-off, placid moon.
Seek such quiet and distance.
There you'll find your files.
- Cheryl Walker |
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Your work has vanished.
Please Abort, Retry, Ignore.
Weep not bitter tears.
- Loren DeLaOsa |
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Fatal exception.
Code has looped upon itself
like the coiled serpent.
- Loren DeLaOsa |
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This pretty blue screen
warns of dark inner turmoil.
Apply service pack.
- Loren DeLaOsa |
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An old CPU
A new program is loaded
The sound of crashing
- unknown |
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Blackbirds, cockroaches, computers,
all are the same,
but older now
- John S. Benjamin |
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Computer won’t boot?
Observe this most ancient rule:
Plug the machine in.
- Miriam Solon |
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Not a pretty sight
When the web dies screaming loud
The site is not found.
- NetPositive |
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