- Non calor sed umor est qui nobis incommodat.
It's not the heat, it's the humidity.
- Revelare pecunia!
Show me the money!
- Die dulci freure.
Have a nice day.
- Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.
I have a catapult. Give me all your money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head.
- Noli me vocate, ego te vocabo.
Don't call me, I'll call you.
- Fac ut vivas.
Get a life.
- Recedite, plebes! Gero rem imperialem!
Stand aside plebians! I am on imperial business!
- Romani quidem artem amatoriam invenerunt.
You know, the Romans invented the art of love.
- Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant!
May faulty logic undermine your entire philosophy!
- Utinam barbari spatioum proprium tuum invadant!
May barbarians invade your personal space!
- Re vera, potas bene.
Say, you sure are drinking alot.
- Canis meus id comedit.
My dog ate it.
- Vescere bracis meis.
Eat my shorts.
- Mater tua criceta fuit, et pater tuo redoluit bacarum sambucus.
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
- Ut humiliter opinor
In my humble opinion
- Di! Ecce hora! Uxor mea me necabit!
God, look at the time! My wife will kill me!
- Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?
Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me?
- Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.
When catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults.
- Purgamentum init, exit purgamentum.
Garbage in, garbage out.
- Credo nos in fluctu eodem esse.
I think we're on the same wavelength.
- Lex clavatoris designati rescindenda est.
The designated hitter rule has got to go.
- Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.
I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.
- Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare.
I think some people in togas are plotting against me.
- Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.
In the good old days, children like you were left to perish on windswept crags.
- Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris.
If Caesar were alive, you'd be chained to an oar.
- Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
- Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.
I'm not interested in your dopey religious cult.
- At a poetry reading: Nullo metro compositum est.
It doesn't rhyme.
- Non curo. Si metrum non habet, non est poema.
I don't care. If it doesn't rhyme, it isn't a poem.
- Quomodo cogis comas tuas sic videri?
How do you get your hair to do that?
- Feles mala! Cur cista non uteris? Stramentum novum in ea posui.
Bad kitty! Why don't you use the cat box? I put new litter in it.
- At a barbeque: Animadvertistine, ubicumque stes, fumum recta in faciem ferri?
Ever noticed how wherever you stand, the smoke goes right into your face?
- Neutiquam erro.
I am not lost.
- Hocine bibo aut in eum digitos insero?
Do I drink this or stick my fingers in it?
- Vah! Denuone Latine loquebar? Me ineptum. Interdum modo elabitur.
Oh! Was I speaking Latin again? Silly me. Sometimes it just sort of slips out.
- Borges sumus. Resistere inutile est.
We are the Borg. Resistance is futile.
- Sona si latine loqueris.
Honk if you speak Latin.
- Vacca Foeda!
Stupid Cow!
- Re vera, cara mea, mea nil refert.
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
- Solum potestis prohibere ignes silvarum.
Only you can prevent forest fires.
- Ita erat quando hic adveni.
It was that way when I got here.
- Illiud Latine dici non potest.
You can't say that in Latin.
- Nescio quid dicas.
I don't know what you're talking about.
- Conlige suspectos semper habitos.
Round up the usual suspects.
- Non quid nos autem quid notum.
It's not what you know, but who you know.
