- Taoism
Shit happens.
- Confucianism
Confucius say, shit happens.
- Buddhism
If shit happens, it is not really shit.
- Zen Buddhism
What is the sound of shit happening?
- Hinduism
This shit happened before.
- Islam
If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
- Protestantism
Let shit happen to someone else.
- Catholicism
If shit happens, then you deserve it.
- Judaism
Why does this shit always happen to us?
- New Age
Affirm that shit does not happen to me.
- Rastafarianism
Let´s roll this shit up and smoke it.
- Hare Krishna
She-it happens, She-it happens, happens, happens, she-it, she-it...
(Repeat until you become
one with she-it)
- 7th Day Adventism
Shit happens on Saturdays.
- Calvinism
Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
- Episcopalianism
If shit happens, hold a procession.
- Lutheranism
Shit happens, but as long as you're sorry, it's OK.
- Charismatic Catholicism
Shit is happening because you deserve it, but we love you anyway.
- Darwinism
Survival of the shittiest.
- Creationism:
And the Lord said "Let there be shit" ... and there came piles of it. After six days of
this shit, He rested.
- Atheism
I don't believe this shit!
- Southern Baptist
Shit will happen. Praise the lord!
- Mysticism
This is really weird shit.
- Satanism
We hope bad shit happens to all of you.
- Witchcraft
Mix this shit together and it will happen!
- Shamanism
Whoaa...Holy Shit!
- Creation Science
Shit has only been happening since October 23rd 4004 B.C.
- Discordianism
Shit makes the flowers grow and that's beautiful.
- Kibology
What's shit, and where can I get some?
- SubGenius
Shit has happened. For $20 "BoB" will sell you a way to make money from it.
