- KeyFind
Give your desktop the power to find your car keys! Cutting edge technology
"listens" to you move about your home or office and registers the exact location
where you mindlessly placed your keys. It's SmartVoice feature leads you back to that
location by telling you you're "cold", "warm", "hot" or
"burning up".
- LitiGate
Lets you turn minor injuries into big bank accounts much faster than the court
system. Just pick a wealthy celebrity and follow the easy steps.
- WebSuck
Locates every web site still under construction.
- ButtMill
Trim down those buns with your mouse! No more exhausting exercise programs.
- ZitDoctor
Defragment your face!
- Mr. Dentist
3-D program lets you locate popcorn shells without using your tongue.
- QUACKEN
Quickly finds a holistic herbal remedy for whatever ails you.
- SockTracker
Use this application before you do your laundry. SockTracker Deluxe also does your
laundry.
- LunchShop
Lets women split their lunch tab to one billionth of a penny. A must for
restaurateurs who want to greatly speed up their table turnaround.
- JobSECURE
Uses your own voice to call in sick for you. Just choose one of hundreds of diseases
and common ailments and JobSECURE will modify your voice accordingly.
- AMENDER
Makes altering the Constitution fun and easy. Change it to benefit your commercial
endeavors or to make everyone else comply to your particular moral and religious standards.
Broke the law? Just change the law!
- TanLine
Creates perfect horizontal, vertical and diagonal tan-colored lines instantly.
- AssetASSESS
Before you commit to a relationship, check out their assets first.
