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Make Money Fast: A One Time Offer

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Dear Friends,

My name is Norm and I've got an amazing story to tell you, a story that can make you rich beyond your wildest dreams!

One day I was walking down the beach and I found a lamp. Rubbing it on my sweatpants, an amazing thing happened. A genie appeared. He told me he had come to make me an amazing, incredible, one time offer! All I had to do was piss people off and for every person who started to hate me a nickel would fall out of my ass.

Well, I was skeptical at first. I mean, come on, shitting nickels? But I decided to give it a try. I wrapped my brain around the problem to figure out how I could make as many enemies as possible in the shortest amount of time and it hit me... A chain letter, an ostensibly illegal pyramid scheme posted in totally inappropriate newsgroup hierarchies like soc.*, rec.*, alt.* any personals group, or best of all, a binaries group where text posts are totally unwanted. Well, I went back to that genie and said I needed a little incentive to get people to duplicate my annoying spam.

Yes folks, the genie listened and he has extended the offer to everyone!

Yes, now you too can shit nickels for fun and profit! And better than that, if anyone copies the post from you and posts it themselves, not only will they shit nickels, but for every nickel they shit, you'll shit a penny!

Let's look at the math with easy to get responses:

With a conservative estimate of a million people on the net, assume half of those read your post and of that half, 85% of those people hate you... that's $21,250 - over twenty-one thousand dollars...right off the bat!

And those people can be used over and over again. Let's say that just one other person copies this letter from your post and reposts everywhere, getting just as many people pissed off!!! Even if they're the same people who got pissed off at you, that's still going to mean another $4,250 dropping right out of your ass!!!!

Pyramid schemes run out, get oversaturated, eventually there's no one left... but this plan is foolproof, unlimited, this letter can piss people off over and over and over, and you'll get richer every single time!!!!

Yes, with just one letter and no financial investment whatsoever you can make over twenty-five thousand dollars!!! Of course, you'll have to clean the feces off the coins, count, and roll them. But that's nothing when you consider all the money that being an asshole made come out of your asshole!

Trust me folks, it works. It's a proven fact that if you post pyramid scheme letters in all sorts of places people will hate you! They'll send you mail bombs, complain to your postmaster, call you all sorts of names, but you'll be laughing all the way to the bank with crap covered coins coming out of your pants!

So send it on ;O)


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Thomas Bätzler,