- HEIDI - noun. Greeting.
- HIRE YEW - complete sentence. Remainder of greeting.
Usage: "Heidi, hire yew?"
- BARD - verb. Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."
Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."
- JAWJUH - noun. A highly flammable state just north of Florida.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck."
- MUNTS - noun. A calendar division.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I aint herd from him in munts."
- BAMMER - noun. The state west of Jawjuh. The capitol is Berminhayum.
Usage: "A tornader jes went through Bammer an' lef $20,000,000.00 in improvements."
- THANK - verb. Ability to cognitively process.
Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a bare."
- BARE - noun. An alcoholic beverage made of barley, hops an yeast.
Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a bare."
- IGNERT - adjective. Not smart. See "Auburn Alumni."
Usage: "Them N-C-TWO-A boys sure are ignert!"
- RANCH - noun. A tool.
Usage: "I think I left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago."
- ALL - noun. A petroleum-based lubricant.
Usage: "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."
- FAR - noun. A conflagration.
Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh doesn't change the all in my pickup truck, that things gonna catch far."
- GRAIN - adjective. A Color.
Usage: "She was grain with envy"
- BAHS - noun. A supervisor.
Usage: "If you don't stop reading these Southern words and git back to work, your bahs is gonna far you!"
- TAR - noun. A rubber wheel.
Usage: "Gee, I hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh doesn't git a flat tar in my pickup truck."
- TIRE - noun. A tall monument.
Usage: "Lord willing and the creeks don't rise, I sure do hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Paris sometime."
- HOT - noun. A blood-pumping organ.
- HOD - adverb. Not easy.
Usage: "A broken hot is hod to fix."
- RETARD - Verb. To stop working.
Usage: "My granpaw retard at age 65."
- TARRED - adverb. Exhausted.
Usage: "I just flew in from Hot-lanta, and boy my arms are tarred."
- FAT - noun, verb. A battle or combat; to engage in battle or combat.
Usage: "You younguns keep fat'n, n' ah'm gonna whup y'uh."
- RATS - noun. Entitled power or privilege.
Usage: "We Southerners are willing to fat for out rats."
- LOT - adjective. Luminescent.
Usage: "I dream of Jeanie in the lot-brown hair."
- PURDY - adjective. Beautiful.
Usage: "She is purdy as a pitcher."
- BAG - verb. To ask.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bagged her to marry him."
- FARN - adjective. Not local.
Usage: "I cudnt unnerstand a wurd he sed... must be from some farn country."
- YURP - noun. A continent overseas.
Usage: "I herd haze from Yurp"
- DID - adjective. Not alive.
Usage: "He's did, Jim."
- EAR - noun. A colorless, odorless gas (unless you are in LA).
Usage: "He can't breathe ... give 'em some ear!"
- BOB WAR - noun. A sharp, twisted cable.
Usage: "Boy, stay away from that bob war fence."
- JU-HERE - a question.
Usage: "Juhere that former Dallas Cowboys' coach Jimmy Johnson recently toured the University of Alabama?"
- HAZE - a contraction.
Usage: "Is Bubba smart?" "Nah... haze ignert."
- SEED - verb, past tense.
- VIEW - contraction: verb and pronoun.
Usage: "I ain't never seed New York City ... view?"
- HEAVY DEW - phrase. A request for action.
Usage: "Kin I heavy dew me a favor?"
- GUMMIT - noun. An often-closed bureaucratic institution.
Usage: "Great ... ANOTHER gummit shutdown!"
